My Home Depot Coworker

"Wow, no! I know I'm in training to be a cougar but I won't go that young!"

Cat nip (I don't smoke "catnip")

Cat is a catnip junkie
She loves rubbing her face in it
I thought it was weird
Until I imagined what I would do with pot if I didn't have thumbs or fire

"Why did I drink all the ingredients for vomit?!"